Wednesday, 23 January 2008

M.O.T.tests and Molehills

Hello everyone!

It's Emma writing right now. School's going good with me. Today was my cooking club after school. My buddies and I made lemon cheesecake. Yummy!
Lately, I've been really busy with homework and violin practising, but Bonnie and I still find time to ride our scooters up to the little shop down the road or to see our friends lady and myrtle.

England is very different from Canada as the people here say stuff like 'mind' or 'go on then'. That's just the start though. You can barely find your way around because the roads are all qurvey,wurvey and there all named, instead of numbers. I miss you all alot and i hope to hear from some of you soon. Now off to my mom.........................................................................................

Emma







Nice bum!

And just to tell you that Emma's cheesecake was delicious. If you hurry over, we'll save you a piece!

Hello all! Please excuse my long absence and there is no excuse. Just busy living and that sometimes gets in the way of other things.


January has flown by. I wasn't expecting that as I usually find it terribly long in Edmonton and tend to celebrate it's completion. But, there are daffodils and crocus out in a few places and I've been told that the Hungarian pheasants are already singing the praises of spring. Now, let me tell you about these little fellows. I am smitten by them. They are extremely handsome birds, generally the ones you see in really old still life paintings. I experienced the thrill of seeing one not too long ago, and then suddenly they're everywhere! Usually in the country fields, gleaning whatever goodies come their way. I was on a 3 day course, which I'll explain later, and the instructor mentioned that the previous day, he'd seen a fox being chased by 3 of these pheasants! I wonder if it was just a matter of imprinting.


So, I've been treated like royalty and working at the same time these last few days. I was at a conference learning about a new way to run classrooms and schools. This, not only was great fun as I met many new people, but I think it is the first time in a long time that I feel as sense excitement over what could be in schools. It's quite an involved process, but basically it involves building community with staff and students in the school and then using different tools to help them learn. Teacher talk, I know. But feel very strongly about this AND am extremely lucky to have gone because it was expensive and not offered in Edmonton. The leadership course which I went to was 3 days long, the teacher course 6 days. Quite intense and leaves you pretty tired afterwards. But, here are some pictures of the Coombe's Lodge where it was held. Let me tell you, it was like having a conference at the Banff Springs Hotel. One day after the session, I wandered around the grounds. I guess it was owned by a Tobacco King--much like the copper kings in Butte, Montana where we used to live.


There are these cats that I must tell you about. Around here near Cerney Lane, you will find courtyard like areas where many flats face onto. In one such courtyard, there are 3 cats who have land ownership--Broche, Zack and Whitey. Turns out that Zak and Broche are brother/sister which you could never tell because they look completely different. But, dear Zak is reminiscent of my dear Bearcat that moved on a few years back, so we are over there frequently for petting sessions. They funny thing is, these cats are perfumed. The owner, who smokes, sprays them with some delicate, slightly astringent-smelling perfume from Avon. When I stroke dear Zak, I have flashbacks to the days when you could buy those precious collectable decanters from Avon. And, then never be able to sell them even at your garage sale type bottles. I should keep my mouth shut because they probably accrue a fair amount of moula on the local flea market scene. Speaking of flea market, I just had a thought. Is it flea market because the items probably have fleas? Or is it flee market because you need to run for your life in the other direction? Especially when you have two daughters is newly alloted allowence money! In any case, smelly cats is a good name for these two furballs.

Guess what?! It snowed! Yes, it did and let me tell you it caused a great commotion at Dundry Church of England Primary School. It had been raining for a week straight or so. I lost count as I was floating away, but the Year 3-6 went up to the Dundry hall on the mini-bus. (This is where we do athelitic events.) There was a judo instructor that was brave enough to run a mini judo-camp on this particular Friday afternoon. The children were very interested in the activities and not aware that the weather was changing until...Jenny, the Headteacher, summoned me to the side and said, "QUICK!! CLOSE THE CURTAINS!" So, as clandestinely as I could, I carefully slipped out of the masses of children pinning each other to the ground, and started to slide the curtains closed. But, then of course, one little very astute child caught sight of the frenetic wind and snowflakes flying past. He stopped, put out his arm and pointed to the window--SNOW, SNOW, SNOW!!! We practically had to put a hand over his mouth and do some improvised judo moves to get him quiet. But, by that point, all hell had broke loose. Children ran to the windows, screaming. Gees, I miss the snow, but this was like 5 pound bills were dropping from the heavens. Funny because only about 3 centimetres fell and sadly, by the time the Judo coach wrapped it up, there wasn't a whole lot left.

When I went back to the school, my car was covered in snow. I cleaned it off like an old pro and headed down the hill to Bristol. Talk about being stared at! I was the only car covered in snow as it had only rained below the cloud line. It was quite delightful to see though!

Brian went to London last weekend to meet up with his friend Monty and a couple of other blokes. Emma, Bonnie and I decided to have a girl day so we met one of Bonnie's friends from Dundry and her family at the Bristol Ice rink. First of all, this rink is located on a rather windy little road downtown. One would not think that a rink could be found there, but after running through the rain, we got there, paid and rented skates. Now, perhaps my skates in Canada would be considered old as I think they used to be my mom's at one point. But, these skates were probably worn by the Vikings! I won't be to critical but it was like wearing stone shaped boots with blades attached haphazardly. And the weight! That alone would make a person lose a good 5 stone just lifting up your feet. We did skate though, along with the 300 other people. The rink itself was about three quarters of the size of one we'd use. It reminded me of Boxing Day blowout shopping in West Edmonton Mall, but everyone wearing stone shoes. Funny, because no one was wearing helmets either! Makes me think that next Boxing Day sale, I might wear a helmet.







Then us girls went up to Park Street, of course to Woode's cafe for cornation chicken sandwiches, and up through the torrential rain to the Bristol museum. I love this place. If you have ever seen 'Night at the Museum' with Ben Stiller, this place is very similar AND it's free. What more could a cash strapped mom ask for?
There most recent display is called 'Love' and has onloan many paintings from different museums. Bonnie and I stood in a line-up to view a painting by Jan Vermeer. Bonnie had a difficult time understanding why all of these people were waiting to see such a small painting when there were some gigantic ones all over the place. On our turn, I pointed out the girl's dress. I asked Bonnie what she thought of the skirt and she said she could touch it and it would be real. I told her that's why we waited in line to see this.

There are many levels to the museum. In the mineral gallery, the I told the girls to see if they could find any that came from Canada. There were a few, but the one that got them running back to me was a big chunk of pyrite from Butte!

And they have this interesting display called 'World Wildlife'. This one was a bit disturbing to me because it was full of really bizarre taxidermied animals with strange far away looks in their eyes. All of them were housed in big glass displays surrounded by dark wood. There were animals that I had never seen before, and when we got to the North America display, I was curious as to which animals would be frozen in time. Here is the picture of the North American display. Hmm...I guess I should tell them that there are more than just eagles and beavers!


If you ever find yourself wandering a persmissive trail here take heart that you will be okay providing you behave yourself! Believe it or not, there are public footpaths that are clearly marked, then there are permissive footpaths that wander through people's private properties. It's kind of like when we used to cut through people's backyards to take shortcuts to school, except these are specifically marked, often with a kissing gate attached. You have to obey the rules though that are posted. Things like no littering, no letting your dog chase the sheep or foul the area or wild camping (as opposed to calm subdued camping?) You could probably cross England through these paths.

There is a Welsh radio station that I listen to sometimes when I want to decompress. Listening to Welsh is amazing as I don't have any inkling of what is being said. It has terribly tricky hairball coughing up sounds to it and I realized that it reminds me of when we used to play our Led Zepplin albums backwards to hear the subversive messages of evil. Out of respect, Welsh is a beautiful language and after a little research, I discovered its origins are Celtic. Well, here is a word for you to try and say: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. There will be a spelling test next week.

Which brings me to the title of this entry. A week or so ago, I let Mousse out for her late night gaze at the stars. Suddenly, there was a commotion from the composter and Mousse went into action. She jumped behind the big barrel and there was a tremendous amount of scratching and carrying-on inside. Being that it was late and dark, I decided to leave it in her adept paws.

The next morning, Emma and Bonnie and I armed ourselves with our wellies, gardening gloves and wooden spoon. We carefully opened the lid, only to see the usual friends-worms, pill bugs, snails, etc. But upon closer inspection, we noticed a small cleverly groomed hole, out of which popped a quick smooth critter with rather large front paws. He managed to scurry off and under the fence. We restored order to the composter, but had to move it in order to repair all of the hard work piles that the mole had created. I felt bad sending him on his way, but it was either that or multiple dirt piles in Helen's beautiful garden. I'm sure the neighbor isn't too happy, as he went under the fence into her yard.

A MOT test is a yearly physical--for your car. And with all of the cars here, I'm sure that everyone is grateful. If a car konks out on a major thorough way, it could cause a lot of cussing. A car of three years or less does not need this test, but any older than that, the car has to be brought up to snuff yearly. Wierdly, I am pretty sure that I heard something similar which is being proposed by the National Health Service for people of a certain age. I guess they don't want them holding up traffic either.

We have been so lucky meeting people! A few weeks back, I was at another all day workshop and met this lady named Julie. Many people I meet have parents or grandparents who were from Canada which I find strange because you'd think it would be the reverse. People have moved to Canada. A common thread though is World War II. There are so many stories about this and I would bet that pretty much anyone you asked would be able to tell you a family story about the war.


I met another teacher whose mother was from Canada and she came over to England to become a nurse. Then husband to be accidently got stuck on a ship as it left the harbour to go to France so he joined up in the National Service and fought. Upon returning a few years later, he ended up going back to England and on the boat another soldier invited him to stay at his house. This fellow's sister was the nurse. There are so many stories like this.


Back to Julie. She asked me if I had been to many places, and I said yes, but one place that I really wanted to go was the Jurassic Coast on England's south coast. She laughed and said that her parents ran the fossil muesum in Charmouth which is one of the most fossil rich places in the world. So, she invited us there on February 9th. Can't wait!


We were going to Cornwall this weekend with Nick and Andrea and the girls, but had to postpone it for a few weeks due to plumbing problems. Problems with the cottage that we planned on renting, not with one of us.




But, today we decided to take a minitrip to Clevedon, just southwest of Bristol. What a beautiful spot to wander around and eat ice cream--like I need to be doing that! But, we enjoyed some sunshine and talking to people. The pier was built in 1873 and has only collapsed once, in 1970. Bonnie said, That's not good Mom. It must be coming up to a big one soon!







There were many fishermen there and it was really interesting watching them hook slippery squid to their long, huge poles! One rather cordial fisherman told us that he spends his Sundays out there on the pier. I asked him if his wife sent him out to catch the Sunday dinner and he replied, Hell no, I come out 'ere to avoid the Missus!
They catch cod, dogfish, mackeral, eels and a few other ocean friends. So, the one fish that we did see them catching was a little cod. I asked them if he ate them and he said that they would put back these little ones. He got out his pliers to remove the hook which of course made me go EEEK! That's gotta hurt and he said not nearly as much as the trip back into the estuary. It is a 70 foot drop off of the pier! But then he laughed and showed us the 'lowering basket'. I asked him if you could lower naughty kids in it too.

Here's a picture of little cod. He got lowered safely in the lowering basket in the next picture.



I guess the dogfish are not that nice to touch. He said that you have to fold them in half to get the hook out because they have nasty little scales that will imbed themselves in your skin. They used to use the dogfish skins to sand the bottom of boats. I looked these up and found out that they are from the shark family.



When Brian was in London, I took the girls and Emma's friend Amy to Bath. We went to the Bath Leisure and Sports centre which is quite nice. The girls swam and I slipped away to the sauna/stream room centre. It seemed really old and cave like. The steam room was delicious with euclyptus and then there was the plunge pool. A tiny 6 feet deep icy dip not for the faint of heart. So, I decided to be brave, afterall I am Canadian. I gently eased in slowly my big toe, and five minutes later, I was waist deep, contemplating the extreme pain that I would feel if I were brave enough. But, I didn't need to worry about that because suddenly this big ass dude comes out of the sauna and says Watch out Honey. He cannonballs in and I'm soaked. So much for easing in gently. I guess you can't berate a big British biker guy with tattoos.

Well, seems that no one wanted to guess what we did on New Year's Eve as we ran up and down the street. It wasn't anything that a permissive path would prohibit. We just banged on the bottom of pots with wooden spoons.

And, without doubt, a beautiful stilllife of dear ol' Moussey who is a self-acclaimed self-petter. Really! You can be dead to the world, 4:00 a.m. and wake up to Mousse purring peacefully as she uses your hand as a self-petting tool. I am sure she misses dear Helen. Which makes me think that poor Helen and Ben are about to face blizzard week--an average of -25 and a whole lot of snow! Welcome to Edmonton!

And, this little boy Thomas in Class 3 who called me Dameham, well, he asked me this week if he could come home with me when I go. I smiled and said, Oh I bet you'd love it there! Is it because we have snow that you'd like to come? He said, Oh no, it's because you have smelly markers! I guess that's important in the eyes of a 7 year old.

This week's quiz question: What does that Welsh word actually mean?

Until next time,
Beth
















































Saturday, 29 December 2007

Invisible Crust

Dad survived living like a student in a dorm for 2 whole weeks and now he's gone back to chilly Alberta. Boy, did we have fun! With a total of five different pub dinners, we packed in a lot under our belts! Let's see, first it was the Lamplighter, then The Fox and Goose, next The Albion, then The Mitre, then the Lamplighter again, and one other in Avonmouth which only he and Brian went to. I love the names here of the pubs. There are a few up in the village of Shirehampton where we live, one being called The George Inn. I just assumed that all pubs had their own names and that copying a name from another is not allowed. But, one night as we were lost, I said to Bonnie, Oh I know where we are! There's the George Inn. She calmly stated, as she does, Mom, there are George Inns all over the place. She's right...I've seen 4 so far.


It was great having Dad here. I am also bestowing upon him 'The Easiest Person to Get Along With' award. The only thing he complained about during his stay was the dishes. I bet if you look in his window in Red Deer, you will see him hugging all of his appliances, especially his dishwasher. Every time he would go into the kitchen, you could hear him running water and starting to wash up. Hmm..I wonder if this was a hint. But, hey, it's Christmas break and I'm not going to be a servant to dirty dishes! Not that I am ever one during any other time of the year either.



We took a walk up to the suspension bridge which is in an area of big wowee mansions. The people who orginally owned these made their bucks from the sugar, tobacco and slave trade. Outside of one, there was a delivery truck which catered the following meats to those who can afford it and those who are freaky enough to want it. I did a little searching and found out that a blesbok is this lovely creature to the left and to the right is an eland. Ok, I admit that I'm a cow/chicken eating freak, but these are beautiful African beasts that roam the plains. And not to mention one of these tasty morsels below! I think I'll stick to fish and chips at the pub.

We took Dad to the SS Great Britain, a giant iron ship built by Brunel, the same engineer of the Suspension Bridge. This was an interesting place and we enjoyed reading and walking through the interactive displays.

Because it was a week day, we were basically the only ones wandering about. It led to some great discoveries because you could actually go down into the ship and it has been restored to its original capacity. Emma and Bonnie found this a bit creepy though because around every little corner, there would be these dusty wax sculptures laying in cabin bunks, first class finery and third class passengers fighting in the corridors. All this, plus the sound of rain pounding down on the ship. The intriguing thing that we noticed though, was that the displays emitted a smell which accompanied the scenes portrayed. For example, you'd walk past the grand kitchen, and it smelled of stew, the pantry smelled of fish and crackers, and one cabin with a wax figure vomiting into a bedpan smelled of well, you can guess this one. Seriously!! Talking about appealing (or appalling) to your senses! This ship travelled over 1 million miles and eventually was purposely sunk in the Falkland Islands. Under water for 20 some years and then brought to the surface and pontooned back to Bristol in the 1970s. It is definitely worth seeing if you are ever in town.

All the villages have a high street, where all of the shops and services are. Dad became quite good at venturing out into the village, stopping on the way to give Myrt and Lady a carrot and apple. Needing a little peace and quiet, I sent Dad and the girls up to the village to pick up the turkey that I had ordered for Christmas dinner. Well, the line for picking up turkeys, geese, duck, hams and heavens knows what else, went out the store and down the street. I told Dad to ask for the 10 lb turkey under my name. Now, Helen warned us about this. She said that before Christmas, people here go into 'I have to get everything I need for Christmas Dinner' frenzy and become super-powered. So, there's Dad and the girls, in this line up. And if you know my dad, he's the most laid back person in the world. Well, it's finally his turn, and he gives the butcher my name, Beth Cooke. But alas, I had ordered it under McCormick. So, the butcher has to go allllllll the way to the cooling truck, 2 blocks away to find our turkey, only to return yelling that it is not there. Bonnie finally perks up and says, Oh, it's under McCormick, as she was with me the day we ordered. Well, I'm surprised that Dad didn't become a Turkey dinner as the butcher says not so politely, Do you want to come with me and see how bloody far I have to walk to find your turkey!? So, Dad goes and helps him find it. All said and done, I made my first official turkey and after Dad plucked out the leftover feathers (EEEWWWWW!!), we cooked that turkey's goose and it wasn't half bad! I think I'll stick to fish and chips at the pub...again.

We did some great walks, took him to Woode's cafe and to a Wildlife Photograph Exposition at a museum, and then just spent time having time to do nothing. Very nice!


On Christmas Eve, we went to St. Mary's Church in the village and what a glorious time that was. They had a crib service where all of the little kids dressed up as angels, or any other beings that were so lucky to have been in Bethlehem that night. Carols were sung, children got to go to the alter to be in the service and it was just all round joyful. The vicar, who was dressed as a sheep, got up to announce the arrival of the real life donkeys to the stable and everyone clapped. This scared the hell out of the donkeys and they took off down the street. We did finally catch up to them later outside the church and they were awfully cute.




An escapee donky!










On Christmas day, we crossed the Avon River and went to Pill, a village directly across from Shirehampton. We had a fine walk along the bank admiring all of the rubbish that has been collecting in the mud as the tide was out. I guess that this is to be expected due to the fact that this little village used to be home to a busy ferry transit across to Shire, which in the end became mostly a ferry for Pub crawls. Someone told me that if you missed the last ferry, you'd have to sleep above the pub until morning.


The annual Christmas picture








The boats that end up bottom's up in the mud when the tide is out.


Also, the sick sailors coming in on off the large ships would dock here before the boats would float up the tidal river and into Bristol. They didn't want the germs!

E and B on Christmas morning. Notice the tree behind? They actually come in pots so you can replant them.










Boxing day was quite an adventure! We met up with a family that I teach with in Priddy, in the Mendipp hills. Just the drive alone would have been worth the trip, but we were lucky enough to be sniffed and licked by at least 100 hounds!

We had arrived at an annual hunt. Now, for those of you who are thinking--NOOOO!! Not the poor little foxies!! Yes, I know, they don't actually hunt down foxes anymore, well officially. I'm sad to say that they probably due run into one or two. Instead, they drag a scented sandbag all through the hills first, to leave a foxy scent.
All of the horses and hounds arrive along with a fancy looking set of riders. People all mill about with their own wannabe hounds--a various assortment of retrievers, greyhounds, bassats and even a purse poodle or two. Then, after they chat, pose for pictures, theeeey'rreee OFF! The trumpet blows, the dogs start barking and they trot off for a couple of hours. Brian wasn't smiling when I suggested that we stuff a scented sandbag down his pants and give him a head start! I felt like we were in heart of Jolly Ol' England!







An official doggie pile up!








The Morrison Dancers




Wanna be fox hounds.
After a few more days of fun, food and frolic, we took one last road trip to Shaftsbury, which is south of Bristol. Now, here is a major difference between Canadians and English. Our perception of driving is quite different than most people here, especially in terms of time and distance. When we see 30 miles on a sign, we think, Ahh, that's nothing. When someone here says, Ahh, that's at least 2 hours away, we don't even bat an eye. But, this is the reason. Yes, it's only a nanodistance in our minds, yes, it's only a 2 hour stint, but MAN it takes alot out of a person! If you're not worrying about the turns and tips, you're worrying about the dips and drops, and the guy that comes within an inch of your existance! Now, that's why 30 miles seems like a hell of a distance. When you are used to having a 5 km radius all around you, it can be tricky.




Some worried looking furry bums. I think that they thought the hounds were after them.







Shaftsbury is a beautiful place. Even more so, because we were probably the only tourists there and we could see everything without having to push through crowds. There is a very steep road called Gold Hill, and the whole town seems to be set atop of a steep hill. Lovely, and great shopping place too!









A view of Bathhampton, east of Bath

The Gold Hill

Moms will understand this. The bread here is very good. But, then there's the bread that children all over dream of. A white, fluffy and light bread WITHOUT crusts. Yes, this has been achieved here in England. It's made by Hovis, which seems to be the big UK supplier. Invisible crust white bread. I'll admit, it's damn good. Even the mallard duck and seagulls devour it with a fervor of a hound on a scented trail. This is another thing I shall miss.


So, Dad left safely and returned home. At 1:30 a.m. he called to let me know that he made it safely. I knew he would, and now that he feels confident as an international traveller, he is joining us in Paris in April!!

Happily, the girls each received money for Christmas. We tracked down some speedy scooters and now they can make it to Connie's Corner in a mere 7 minutes! And that includes time for candy decision making! A record so far.

Once again, we had a splendid time with Andrea and Nick and the girls--with the added bonus of meeting Mr. Barnes, Helen's and Nick's father who was visiting from a place near Oxford. When we arrived, we all loaded into the cars, new pseudo-wellies and all for a walk along a beautiful creek that led to a trout fisherie.

Now, this was not your usual cement pond fish factory. NOoo! It is a natural filter stream, with pools and ponds made by artists. And, there are cottage like homes along the creek side. Not only is it home to budding fishies, but it is an art college, thus the beautiful carvings and fountains. The heron perch in trees, watching. We counted 8! And then there were the assortment of ducks, waiting for mouldy Hovis invisible crust bread bits. They actually chased us when we walked on because they knew we still had bread left! Imagine getting chased by a herd? of hungry mallards. I suppose this would have been my dad's dream come true.



Emma and Jessie herding ducks.






Hey, all you Canadians and Americans reading this--LAMB stew kicks butt!! Talk about a dinner from heaven! Funny, because I kept on saying Oh, this is divine! Oh, this is heavenly! And I think I may have gotten on Mr. Barnes' good side as he is a retired vicar! What a lovely gentleman--and I think he may be travelling to Canada with Brian on one of Brian's trips back in May!


We had quite a late night/early morning with a few neighbors to celebrate the new year. Some homemade pizzas, Stella Artois beers and a tin of Cadburys here at our place. Then we wandered down to their house. This is a family whose daughter goes to school with Emma. After playing a few rounds of Wii--nintendo game for those who are as technochallenged as myself, we joined a couple of more families and declared it New Year!

In Edmonton, we kiss, hug, kiss some more, then down a couple of swigs of champagne with some fireworks going off somewhere. That was the scene here too, except that they did something else here that we don't do! As soon as the clock strikes twelve, and before the kissing and drinking, they run up and down the lanes doing this...Quiz question: What did we run up and down the lane doing?

Now I just had a thought. What if this isn't really a tradition, and the Canadian family was just making asses of themselves???! Oh well. We're only here for a year. I can live with the embarrassment.

And, last blog's quiz question was correctly answered by the young man Erik Lamoureux from Emma's class back in Edmonton! He's the lucky winner of yet, another Yorkie bar!
And a very cheery hello to my grandmother and her best friends in Butte Montana--Betty, Winnie and Georgiana!

And lastly, what would it be without an ariel view of dear Mousse sitting in the tub!

Happy New Year everyone!

beth

Sunday, 16 December 2007

Wolves in England


Tis the season to be coughing...Hack, hack hack hack....you get it! Apologies to anyone that has been waiting for a new blog. I've been a bit blogged down as of late due to various elements of WHOA!! Brian away, sickness, Christmas preparations and trying to read "The Golden Compass" before we take the girls to the movie. I told them that there will be NO viewing of movies until the books have been read. But, I must say that reading 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' by Truman Capote has been much harder than what I expected. I have actually seen the movie and the girls and I tried to rent it from the Bristol library, but instead of bringing up the movie from the vaults, they brought us up a very old edition of the book stating that this is the LAST copy available as the others have gone missing. Well, we couldn't very well say that we just wanted the DVD, so I feel that it is my obligatory obligation to read it.

So, on to life as we live it here. E and B and I have a new favorite cafe. It's called 'Woodes' and it is by the Bristol Library. After our second outing there, we awarded it the place that we most wanted to 'hang' out. It's an eclectic group of people who do 'hang' there. University second-hand shop students, those who used to be University second-hand shop students but now have money, and parents of those above mentioned. Funny, because we fit into no known catagory--mom, sometimes dad, and two kids who dress in frou-frou on the weekend because they can't dress that way during the week! What at beautiful feeling it is to be a mom and say to the girls, 'Wear whatever you please because during the week you're in uniform!' I swear that they come up with the most interesting outfits! No wonder we fit into Woodes cafe on Park Street. But, as routine would have it, we always sit under the stairs. Yes, there are nice, functional tables elsewhere, but the girls have chosen this as our spot. I don't think Grandpa is going to like sitting there when we take him!


Here is a frosty morning scene from our front door. We definitely do not miss the sub-zero temperatures of home!

Now, I bet you are wondering about the wolves. Well, 251 years ago, the last wolf was killed in England. How do I know this, you ask? As Brian left, my attentions turned to things that were perhaps overlooked when he is here. One, being the Shirehampton Weekly newspaper that is delivered well, somewhat weekly.

I was peruseing this fine publication when I noticed that the Cotswold Community Centre was holding a 'talk' for the community members about wolves. Hmm... I thought to myself. What could wolves be doing here in England that would arouse so much interest?

A Friday night, a community hall up on Dursley Road, with room for 30 and me dragging the girls for the mere cost of 2 quid. (I think that is how you spell that). Mostly the girls were digging in their heals. They would have preferred a Blockbuster and a pot of Cadbury's chocolate to eat. You can imagine the scene. I had to bribe them as they would be serving sweets and tea.

We paid and walked into the building. We've learned to keep our voices down so as to not draw attention. I have noticed that people here automatically label you as an American when you speak. Uh, excuse me, we're Canadian. Just as we say, 'Oh, you're from Great Britian'! What is it like there?' It's the same as them saying they've seen the Golden Gate Bridge! Yea, same continent, different country folks.

Somehow, someone heard us speak. Suddenly this lovely woman wearing turqoise silver jewlery and demin (dead giveaway--no one wears demin here!), turns to us and says, 'You must be American! Have you ever seen wolves?'

I reply, yes, we have in Yellowstone National Park, and also in Alberta Canada where we are from. She stops me dead in my tracks--literally puts her hand out and holds me there. 'Oh, Ian will be so amazed that someone from America is here! And you have seen wolves!'

Turns out Ian McCarthy is a BBC reported/film maker/researcher for the show BBC Natural World and this is is wife.

Ian shows up through the throngs of 20 or so people, to sit with us in the front row. He's very down to earth. He and his 3 legged dog, Dubo. We have a nice chat and it turns out that he and his lovely wife Anne have lived in 9-mile Valley for 6 weeks filming a wolf family on Andie MacDowel's ranch. These wolf pups were orphaned, and introduced to this wolf family on the ranch. I guess, by the sounds of it, they are all quite happy now. I ask where this ranch is and find out that it is just outside of Frenchtown where my Uncle Frank was running a parish.
It was very interesting to hear about wolves from his perspective. He compared them to normal every day dogs and explained how all dogs have come from the wolf family. But, he says, as our modern day pooches only have one or two characteristics that generally are sought out as a breed trait, like tracking, or herding, or eating...wolves have all traits. That is why humans are generally afraid of them. Ian even tracked wolves through the chilly Artic on Ellesmere Island. He said that out of two pups per season, usually only one lives, that is if they are lucky. We learned so much from him and his wife! The films that he showed were fascinating, even to us Americans who don't think about wolves too much. Finally, he said that people were talking about maybe reintroducing wolves to England. Hmm... with a 500km territory, I think that could be quite challenging here with the 50 million people populating this land!












These are some of our friends at the Gordano Horse Riding Centre where Bonnie takes lessons. Above, is Mr. Tibbs, aka Georgie, then there's Emma with the deaf dog who sign reads, and here's Dad's favorite, a horse that is a mirror image of Grover Cleveland. This is no lie! Horses here have moustaches!

So, in the last few weeks, we been enjoying the Christmas rush--an added element of craziness when you have school functions to add on to it! We had our Dundry concert--little infants dressed up as pigs and cows. Now, I know what you're thinking--INFANTS?!! Don't worry, that is what they call the 4 year old foundation stage children. I laughed when I heard this term as Jenny, the headmaster stated that we needed to figure out how to get all of the infants to the hall for the practice! I guess you'd be a baby when your 10 years old here, and then that would make me a mere teenager!!

Anyway, the concert was one to melt even the dampest of hearts. And then, my class trouped up to the Colston Hall, to sing in a choir of about 200 other students. This was very exciting as we got to sit up behind the stage. But, this was also very worrysome as a few of the boys in my class started to have a strop with a group of similar aged boys in front of them from another school. Once again, football enthusiasm ensued. When the 300 or so people weren't focusing on the choir, a few choice words were being passed to and fro. It's hard as a teacher to talk through clenched teeth, smiling and asking, 'Did you really just tell that child in front of you to do what I think you said?' The reply is the same, and always genuine, 'Sorry Miss, but he told me to...' SHHH!! We'll talk later!' Not much you can do when Frosty the Snowman starts up.


A happy performing group of Colston hall singers! Emma is in the back row as she had to accompany us as an imposter!










In Bath, there is a Christmas Market that attracts people from all over. In fact, so many people show up that it is virtually impossible to get into any of the stalls. We gave up quickly and decided to go on the merry-go round. I've always wanted to ride on a chicken!


















My dad arrived safely last weekend with Brian. As Jenny told us to plan something fun for the last day of school, I organized a class wide science olypmics. Now, most of the time, this can be quite engaging, but I should have realized sooner that mayhem and madness were lurking around the corner. Thankfully, my dad wanted to visit Dundry and came up to help out. My beloved Belinda, our classroom teacher's assistant, ended up being out poorly--aka. sick day, and so Dad and I started the first event which was building towers out of uncooked spaghetti and marshmallows. Now, had someone kindly told me that marshmallows were more marshy than mallowy here, I would have been forever grateful. Well, ooo and goo everywhere. Kids with noodles stuck to everything they touched and sad little towers of 3-5 cm. Plus, enough noise to shake the earth.
I'm officially awarding Dad the trooper of the year award!



Here is the path that we walk to the Hall from Dundry School. We went up to the hall for the concert and also to have our PE classes. The other funnyy thing about the hall is that for every event they serve beer. I like this idea, but can't imagine what the St. Paul crowd at Emma and Bonnie's school would be like if beer were served at the Family Dance in February. Could become a football match!


Dundry Church and Dad in Dundry playground with E and B. It was actually a clear-ish day and he wanted to see the view from the school. It's an amazing view of Bristol.

I finally figured out Bristol's roads and streets! I am so happy to have discovered this! Imagine that you take a bucket of liquid roads, and pour it over hills. It runs every which way, this and that, ending at the bottom. That is the map of Bristol! Last Wednesday, as I was rather tired, I suggested to my dad and Brian that they take Emma to her violin lesson. It's a bit challenging, but with the satellite navigator, it can be accomplished with patience and great skill. So, Brian agrees, but then tells me that he gave the Sat. Nav. back to Darren. Oh my GOD!! That's it! We're housebound for the next 8 months!

Well, I figure out a nice little map and send them off. Two hours later, they call. We're lost and we're coming home. Now, I've heard this before so I brace myself. They get home an hour after that, and without words, walk in the door. Even Dad was speechless. All he could say was, Where's the brandy?

I'm happy to say the Ben's lovely partner Helen has left for Canada today. I can't imagine being all alone for 4 months, even with many people inviting you over for dinner and rodeos! The reason is, that you need someone to articulate your true feelings, frustrations and discoveries with. It's kind of a shitty thing to go to your neighbor and say, Damn, don't they sell bigger bags of flour here?
But, Ben and I, having each survived our first term, did do somewhat of a review for each other. My biggest challenges were classroom management and having the chills. I know that next term I will be more prepared. I'm buying some real wool sweaters, and I plan to adopt yet another installation of 'Boot camp' mentality at school with my voice hopefully holding up a bit longer than 3 days.
I have to say though, that this is an amazing experience. Unlike anything I've ever done and for so many reasons. Especially due to the fact that there is absolutely NO LIMIT to Cadbury's chocolate and that I finally saw my first fox.




Now, we're relaxing with our little potted Christmas tree, lovely Mousse, a balmy 8 degrees and dreaming of a white Christmas! Well, at least all of the seagulls are white!



And Brian WILL eat the brussel sprouts that I'm making for Christmas dinner.



Merry Christmas to you all!


beth

p.s. Markos won the 'stripping the willow' contest! Yes, it is a Celtic folk dance! Now, here's this week's quiz question: What is a Christingle?


Myrtle says Merry Christmas too!